dayaso:

⌒―⌒

(　･(ｪ)･)

/　　⌒ヽ

人＿__つ_つ

lotuspaste:

dentist: when was the last time you flossed?

me: bro u were THERE

toshio:

acciohunks:

Straight DRAMA

bigspender:

can ppl like……… stop having a concept of me in their head ……… no object permanence here…..i only exist when im right in front of you….. no memories allowed. thx for understanding. 

likeevers:

i hate it when paper falls off your desk and it just slides off into the next continent

rustymustang:

what happened to old zealand

halotyler:

whats it like 2 be…………..whats the word? mentally healthy,

jigglypuffsvevo:

i’ve probably aged 4 years this year